18th October 2016 - 22:20 | London UK, Wembley | Age 36
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Finding a suitable guy is a process. I'm prepared to wait for A Man Who Can! I ask for 3 things below.
Please don't message me more than ONCE. I'm very decisive. If you don't hear from me, it means I'm NOT INTERESTED. The End.
Deductive reasoning skills are empowering. It's SHOCKING how few use them or even have them!! (Lots of slow men on Crazy Oz)
5ft 9 is not 6ft 2. 6ft 2 is 6ft 2 but I can see how that would be confusing.
23,27, 28 and 63 are not 30 - 56. I can see how that would be confusing.
***Married men: EMAIL YOUR WIFE***
***Separated men: TRY TO WORK IT OUT WITH YOUR WIFE**
This ad is NOT aimed at men who have poor reading or comprehension skills. I've been very specific. Maybe it's like looking for a needle in a haystack!
I'm an uncomplicated and direct, pretty black woman. Short, 5ft4, curvaceous shape, clean and take pride in my appearance. I have TWO jobs and I'm a workaholic. This ad is the first step towards changing that!
It's not me in the image, I chose it because the woman has my shape and skin tone.
WL a tall (6ft 2 and above) well-mannered, confident and masculine BLACK or WHITE man with a good SOH. I'll host our exciting bedroom encounters. Ideally you're English/British with an excellent command of the English language. You're probably a graduate and some kind of established professional. It's important that we can communicate easily before things get physical. Trust me, if we get along, it won't be long!
I'm a SAPIOPHILE.
The Must Haves:
BLACK or WHITE
Single, Divorced, Widowed
Tall, 6ft 2 or taller
8 inches (The dream!)
A deep voice
Big soft hands with musician's fingers!!
Poor literacy, poor spelling, poor grammar and poor punctuation. These are ALL massive turnOFFS.
One liners. Put some effort in dude! Follow my lead.
I'm NOT remotely interested in hearing from the following:
Wrinkly old men. BLEURGH!
Arab, Chinese, eastern European, Turkish, Greek, Middle Eastern or Asian men. Please do not waste your time.
MARRIED/PARTNERED/SEPARATED men. No thanks.
Short guys:(5ft 5 - 6ft is short, by my standards!)
'Submissives' or 'Doms' = I think both camps are revolting and ridiculous.
If you THINK you're who I'm looking for: a tall, fit, CLEVER, skilled, 'O bringing' guy with a good SOH, PLEASE do the following three things in your response:
1. Write a SHORT paragraph or two about yourself. I NEED specifics to my specifics!
2. Clarify your AGE, HEIGHT and LOCATION.
3. Attach a recent FACE photo and include your phone/WhatsApp number in your email.
I'll respond IF I like what I read and what I see.
Cheers and thanks for reading my ad. (if you actually read it, that is!)
PS. I do NOT drink. I don't mind if you do. The 'alcohol dependent'can jog on!
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