29th December 2017 - 17:06 | London UK, Euston | Age 60
••••••• INTRODUCTION •••••••
We are 2 tiny dicked friends - one of us is White (60) and the other younger, Asian (33). Because this ad is so unusual we've had quite a few interesting replies in other places. However, we wanna give it a go here to hopefully attract the attention of some new females. In addition to all that, we can accommodate in a Central hotel (in Euston) unless you want us to visit you...!
••••••• ABOUT US •••••••
Andy is White English and older, aged 60. He is 6' tall with a some hair on his body. He is medium sized, slightly chubby, but not fat. Saj is a London-born Pakistani guy, aged 33. He is 5'5, so shorter, hairy body and light-tanned skin. Our pictures are above.
Both of us have micropenises, which means they are around 1" when soft and 3" erect at the very most.
Neither of us are smokers and we're not into drugs either. We're both polite, friendly, easy to talk to, and not at all leery or crass or anything. We can accommodate in a hotel in Euston or we can come out to you, wherever you may be in London or the Southeast.
••••••• THINGS WE ARE OPEN TO DOING •••••••
We're open to all sorts of scenarios and we will consider all replies from females, be it requests for one-on-ones (ie one of us goes first, then the other...), whether you want MMF, or even if you want MMFF with 2 of you (ie female friends). We can do gentle sex, rough sex, absolutely anything and any type of sex. And for those females who've thought about MMF in the past but were too afraid to jump into the deep end, don't worry, we can provide a very gentle introduction.
We don't have strict preferences as to the type of females we'd wanna meet, but the sexier and bustier the better of course. At least be 18-40 and dress size 14 max. Andy likes all sorts of females and Saj is particularly attracted to sexy White females. But none of us will reject anyone on ethnicity. White British, Asian, Ebony, Eastern European, Latin, Arabic, European... absolutely everyone welcome to reply!
••••••• WHO WE DON'T WANT •••••••
We're not interested than anyone other than females. So gays, trans, crossdressers, and other timewasters - please don't bother us, neither of us is remotely gay. And we're not interested in male-female couples simply because 90% its the same boring routine - guy sends endless emails but ends with "Okay let me run it by my girlfriend first..." then completely disappears! Finally, we ain't interested in escorts or anyone who expects to get paid. We're only looking for no strings, no fees meets.
••••••• HAVE WE HAD REPLIES BEFORE? •••••••
Yes, but not on Crazyoz. This is the first time we're trying on here - we just wanna see if anyone different is out there!
••••••• PLEASE REPLY •••••••
If interested please reply with a pic and tell us a little about yourself and why our ad has caught your attention
Andy + Saj !
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