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6th June 2011 - 10:43 | London UK, West London | Age: 48

Total long shot as I'm not that convinced that many women actually read these ads, but here goes nothing...

OK so assuming you have got past the first line without flicking to another ad and that you are female, hopefully the reason for looking at this ad is idle curiousity or maybe more. I just thought that if men can hit points when they feel the need for a little fun and games then women must also. Catch is that if a woman goes in search of a man by slinging an ad on Ozadz, there are a lot who would denounce her as a tart or a slapper or some more odious tag. Yet all she is doing is exercising the same right that men seem to take for granted - that it's OK to go and look for sex with no strings. Instead, women get the somewhat dubious privilege of having to trawl through loads of ads from guys, many of which are boasting about the size of their assets, virility, or capacity for 'giving you a good time (wink, wink)' . You are lucky if they extend to more than three lines. Taking an impartial stance on this I reckon you get a raw deal and it is hardly surprising that the vast majority of M4W ads get zero response. Is it worth wading through a load of crap in the vain hope of finding a half decent ad ? Even if you do come across one, there is a chance that it has been written by a spambot. So what's this ad got that makes it any different ?

First off all, a bit of honesty. I'm not in the first flush of youth - the more perceptive will have spotted the age. I could have fibbed, but that would have been pointless if you ever decided to meet me. I'm not the sexiest looking guy on the planet. I'm pretty ordinary. OK so carrying a few more pounds than I'd like, but the belly isn't hanging over the belt. Good bits - smiley blue eyes, dry sense of humour, easygoing nature. Not so hot stuff - hairy chest (you either love it or loathe it) not overly tall (5'9"). Even worse stuff - two kids which I have at weekends(now that will probably have the vast majority running off into the sunset). Which is why I can only really do weekdays and why daytimes are easier to manage. Oh I should point out that they are both my offspring and I love them to bits. We operate as a package, but I can see that not many women would be happy with that. 14 year old girls can be downright scary !!! Sooo... this is why I'm going down the no strings route at the moment.

About you. Heck this is simple by comparison ! You could be single or married, the key bit is that you want a bit of male company and fancy the idea of uncomplicated sex. Location is not an issue. Have car will travel. Age - so long as you are comfortable with being with a 48 yr old bloke, your age is immaterial. It really is that simple. Kinks ? heck I'll do anything that isn't marking or involves excrement or kids. What games would you like to play ? If you happen to have a 'significant other' who wants to indulge in some three way fun, that's OK. Next bit is important. If you like what you have read so far and would like to know a bit more then hit the reply button. If you have read enough and can't wait to get your clothes off - I'll be gobsmacked - but all the same hit the reply button. If you just found it amusing - be a devil, hit that reply button :) it could be the start of a lot of fun.

Over to you

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