13th July 2011 - 23:04 | London UK, wc1 |
Guys, you know when you sit there typing that *ahem* "erotic email" to some woman? You know, where you describe how you strip her and lick down her thigh and all that?
You know how you are probably jerking off as you do it, making one handed typos?
We don't really like it. It makes us laugh, how you attempt to storify a chat. How you feel a need to, instead of communicating about sex (which is a turnon), change it into some bizarre form of cyber where it has to include you and her.
I just want you know, the real women, the ones who like email communication, aren't the ones who respond to your stories with the same - they are guys, pretending.
And also, you know how after 7 emails you have assumed this woman will want to meet and fuck your brains out? Don't delude yourself. If you learn to differentiate chat and real life, you might get a friend. But once you cross that bridge, isn't it weird how the women vanish?
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