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What we do NOT want

6th October 2011 - 11:59 | London UK, West London | Age: 55


- If your ideal man is a a fat beer-drinker who would rather watch football than watch you undress, please do NOT answer this ad;
- If the only things you read are Hello magazine, the Daily Mail, and occasional chick-lit, please do NOT answer this ad;
- If getting smashed down the pub is your idea of a great night out, please do NOT answer this ad;
- If you are only attracted to men who have either (a) a fat wallet, (b) a flashy car, or (c) an abnormally large penis, then please do NOT aswer this ad;
- If you are disgusted by the thought of an intelligent good-looking sensual man licking every inch of your body, then do NOT answer this ad;
- If your idea of proper sex is lying on your back, your man on top of you (still wearing his smelly socks) and the TV blaring, please do NOT answer this ad;
- If you have ever talked on the phone or sent a text message while having sex, please do NOT answer this ad;
- If you think it's weird for a man to admire a woman's appearance, or to take an interest in her clothes, shoes and perfume, please do NOT answer this ad;
- If your idea of dressing up is to put on some jeans and a grubby t-shirt, then please do NOT answer this ad;
- If you have no interest in food, travel, or culture, please do NOT answer this ad;
- If the only places you've ever travelled to are Blackpool and Spain, please do NOT answer this ad;
- If you think that sex is just about fucking, and there's no time to waste flirting, fantasising, chatting, and anticipating, then please do NOT answer this ad;
- If you are under 30 or over 50, please do NOT answer this ad.

If none of the above applies to you then please DO answer this ad - the chances are we will have a great time together.

J
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