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Savour the incomparable pleasure of Louis Quatorze's duchess

12th August 2013 - 18:14 | Edinburgh UK, Auld Reekie, Central, Lothian | Age 41

Q: What relevance can the lives of Louis XIV acolytes have in today's world?

A: More than you think. More than you'd believe. Time for a brief history lesson. Here's why:

"And the trend wasn't reserved for royalty alone. Any fashionable lady who desired a beautiful complexion had to have enemas administered on a regular basis by servants who were experts in the task. Those slightly embarrassed by the prospect, but still desiring its beneficial effects, might purchase one of the special, bent clyster syringes, designed for self-application. Alternatively, there was an optional buttocks-cover attachment, for those modest ladies too squeamish to attend to their lavements all by themselves. Most women, however, were not modest about enemas at all. A famous account in the memoirs of the Duc de Saint-Simon (1675-1755) had the Duchess of Bourgogne chatting with the king during a crowded party while her loyal maid crawled beneath her bejewelled evening gown to administer an enema."


That was then. This is now.

This note describes why I love giving Aztec enemas to refined ladies. And then you will understand why you want me to give you one during my upcoming Scotland visit.

Think about this art. Really, so many postings here seem naive and basic. For example I wanna wank in front of my friend's gf or I flashed my boobs at my neighbor etc. It's all good. But it's not exactly high erotic art.

This is. I live ten steps beyond. I have the experience and knowledge that cannot be bought or fabricated.

I love coming to a refined lady's house or hotel room and administering a divine enema. Not just any enema. But an Aztec enema. A concoction replete with the stimulating herbs and the holistic, yet carnal knowledge of an ancient civilization. The Aztec enema recipe is derived from the knowledge of native peoples in Oaxaca and Chiapas and literally centuries of experience. It is divinely blissful.

It is only modern British society that is prudish about these elemental delights. Not only the Aztecs were masters of the ceremony. As you see, the courtesans of Louis Quatorze knew this well. Their acolytes administered the lady's enema from beneath her voluminous skirts as she attended court.

As I will. To you.

The woman I meet will probably be over 40 years old. She will be intelligent, refined, attractive, successful and likely married/attached. Our relationship is special...I am her high erotic priest.

I am not ageist but this is a private ceremony for a connoisseuse and I have no time to waste on college-age girls asking what? why? how? during the encounter. It responds best to a level of sexual experience and an openness of mind bestowed by maturity. Compliance to the mission of exploration and fulfilment and the ability to suspend anxiety and accept the invasion.

A submissive-biased lady finds this easiest and most rewarding although I've done this to dominatrices and even butch lesbians a couple of times. Everyone responds to the ecstacy.

Picture the scene. Meet me in your gown, at your house during a quiet day. You will already be comfortable with me because we will have met at the pub for a chat on a prevous occasion. Now you are ready. You will be naked except for your heels, fishnets, suspenders. You will be nervous but ready to open your mind and body to a truly new experience.

I have the equipment. To your bedroom. Talk about naughty! You will shiver with delight when you bend over and spread your cheeks wide so that I can begin the magic administration. First I lube your lovely sensitive hole and slowly insert the tube to the right depth. Then the magic begins.. when the nozzle is buried in your body, I softly pump the warm, body-temperature nectar inside your rectum, slowly distending your insides. It is almost dark, not quite, I sit beside you on the bed monitoring your response and condition. Soft music while you feel the slow filling. Relaxes face down on the bed while the pulsing intensifies and colonizes you. Don't fight it. Feel the magic surge in your belly, your body, your brain...ahhh....ahhh....sooo goood!

Sometimes my acolyte masturbates while the nectar enters her. Sometimes not. It doesn't matter because soon the nectar is absorbed by her rectum and she's entering a state of pure ecstacy. Yes, like you. You will be uncertain whether you are orgasming or not. And you will not care. Every heartbeat a surging rush, coursing through the veins, opening the mind, falling...falling into suspended animation where time, place, people, none of it matters.

Pure magic.

Who knows how long it lasts...hours, days, it will seem to you.

When the cramps come, then it's time to conclude. You will end it by squatting over the toilet and voiding your bowels. Cleaned out, energized, excited and fulfilled. If you can't or don't want to reach the toilet, I will help you void into the deep bowl I have brought. The bed is all covered, there is no mess, no hassle. What fantastic mind-bending joy, so elemental!

Ah, the excitement, the shared ecstacy! Rare, indeed! I am not detached. Obviously my cock will be rock hard for every second of this encounter. Sometimes I can't help it, I shoot my load beside my acolyte while she writhes in ecstacy. But understand that there is no sex at this time. Perhaps on another occasion I will fuck you in the usual ways but for this meeting, the ecstacy of an Aztec enema cannot be disrupted.

After the ceremony is concluded, I leave you to sleep. What a sleep! So refreshing, so deep, so energizing! Can you imagine the rejuvenated condition in which you wake? Enlivened, empowered, healthy and strong.

So now you see. This is a rare art. It is a beautifully erotic and sensual event for both of us.

Hotel rooms work if you are on business, or at least, out of her normal orbit, and you relax with me. But your home is the best venue for this intimate invasion. More intimate, more relaxed, more private.

Of course, although it is not something they want to discuss, quite a few refined ladies love this pleasure. Why wouldn't they? I have a small but steady and enthusiastic group of women who enjoy this each time I meet one of them. The ladies share their experiences among their secret network and on occasions I have the pleasure of inducting a new acolyte into the Aztec scenario.

I shudder with ecstacy now as I think of my next novice...a 38 year old financial consultant, a lovely woman with a strong desire for pushing the boundaries, awaiting our scheduled meeting with nervous excitement and just a touch of apprehension. But soon she will forget her nerves under the master's guidance. Picture her impending ecstacy, taking place somewhere quiet and private away from the prying eyes and ears of judgmental society!

I said earlier that I prefer mature ladies. That's true, however, I am not closed to your potential just because you're in your 20s or early 30s. If so, if you're young, but open-minded and adventurous then you are welcome to write me. You must be intelligent and at least moderately sexually knowledgeable. You must be ready to probe the edges of your mind and welcome this new experience.

This is not just one step beyond. It is not a crude and violent deviance. It is divine bliss. Ten steps beyond.

This is a pleasure for the refined lady. I have administered this joy to lady doctors, financiers, even a couple of politicians. Nobody can know who they are.

I'm an attractive, professional male, respectable and responsible in daily life. Just like you. But very well-traveled and knowledgeable in the erotic arts.

Although I am often in London, sometimes business brings me to Central Scotland. Scots ladies know what they like. So don't be shy. Tell me you are interested.

Bear in mind, this isn't going to happen tomorrow. Or even next week. But write me and learn more. When you decide you need this experience, we will make a plan. It will be careful, sensible, not hasty. We will move cautiously but with an open mind towards our eventual meeting and this blissful realization.
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