20th October 2014 - 20:02 | London UK, West End | Age 55
I would like to meet a beautiful, slim, sexy woman in her early 20s, white or black for lunch somewhere posh as a distraction to my highly successful and demanding day to day business commitments.
I will probably bore you to death about my life, which of course is fascinating, stare quite a lot at your breasts, make lewd comments about your bum when you go off to the loo, suggest inappropriately that we retire to a hotel room for indoor sports, and try to be chummy with the sommelier to demonstrate that I know far more about wine than he does.
I will probably argue over various items on the bill, not listen to you, talk over you because I am more important than you are, talk about how I used to go to the gym a lot, how clever I am and that all women adore me..
I will assume naturally because I paid for lunch that you will sleep with me.
After the date I will probably go back to my office and make another £million..
If that sounds like fun, please let me know if you prefer the Ritz, Claridges or the Savoy.
Maybe shopping afterwards as a treat if I am allowed to pat your bum..
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