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COULD YOU ACT LIKE A LIFELESS MANNEQUIN OR DOLL? (UPDATED)

31st May 2018 - 11:14 | London UK, London | Age 33


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RECENT UPDATE
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I now have KIK, Whatsapp, Snapchat and Instagram - which I didn't have when I first created this ad. This makes the scenario even more safer and easier to arrange. So please read on...

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INTRODUCTION
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I'm okay with chatting to girls generally. But when its to do with anything about sex, the eye contact just feels awkward and embarrassing for me. For this reason, although I'm 33 now, I've never got as far as seeing a woman naked, let alone touching her naked body...

So, I seek a female who'll let me explore her naked body without any distractions whatsoever - no talking, no eye contact, no smiling, no awkward moments. My ideal scenario would be a female who'd act like a realistic lifeless doll - eyes shut and just laying there completely still, like a dummy.

I'd wanna exchange a few emails first, over a few days or so, then when we're both comfortable with each other and the scenario in general, we could carry on the conversation on KIK, Snapchat, or Whatsapp.

Eventually, on a day you'd be free (weekday or weekend, doesn't matter which), you'd invite me to yours, providing your address and door number. Before and after the meeting we'd be in constant contact through KIK or Whatsapp. You'd leave the door open so I could just walk in. You would be in your bedroom, lying face up on your bed, totally naked and eyes shut, completely still, as realistic a mannequin as possible.

I want a meeting where I'd be allowed to take things at my own pace. This is VERY VERY important. Whether I sit and watch your body for 20 minutes or whether I start touching straight away, it would all be up to me. Most importantly, I want to be alone with my thoughts, no sounds, no distractions. Just me and your naked (pretend) lifeless body. After 1-2 hours I'd leave. I might message you afterwards but there would be no talking AT ALL before, during, or straight after the meeting. No 'hellos' or 'goodbyes.'

Its important you're not someone who's easily creeped out, though I suppose the addition of KIK and Whatsapp makes things much less awkward I wouldn't just be turning up after a few emails.

But even so, your eyes will be shut and you will feel a stranger breathing over you, watching you, stroking you. At the very least I expect to be allowed to touch, lick, and kiss. Letting me try sex would be amazing (though I probably won't know what to do being a virgin!). However, I'll strictly respect all limits.


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SAFETY & LIMITS:
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I would NOT be looking for anything kinky AT ALL - that's not the point of my ad. I DO NOT WANT to perform bondage, violence, spitting, punching, pissing or anything which might fall under 'S&M.'

Nothing will be used at any stage - whether openly or in secret - that may make you pass out or unaware of what's happening around you. No drugs, no pills, no intoxicants. You will be fully conscious throughout.

There be no filming whatsoever, either in open or in secret. And I would not access any other part of your property apart from the bedroom you were lying down in. Finally, I'm not some sort of madman who will start doing all sorts of weird things or take advantage at your most vulnerable moment. ALL boundaries or limits will be fully discussed through email and respected throughout.

Finally - last time round - I wanted a totally anonymous meeting arranged totally off email. It was a bit of a stretch to get a female to agree to that (I tried my best)!

But things are different now as we can keep in regular contact through the apps while still remaining anonymous. I will still be a stranger but it won't be like someone turning up outta the blue.


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ABOUT ME
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I'm Essex-born Indian guy, age 33, virgin. Average looks and height. Do not smoke, don't do drugs, no diseases at all. I'm polite, friendly, gentle, respectful, and not weird or pushy.

Just a regular (though shy) guy. This is not about being able to take advantage of someone or their property, or doing any harm to anyone. This is about me being shy and wanting to see a woman naked, for the first time in my life, and being able to do this in a quiet, discrete location, alone with my thoughts and away from any distractions.


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WHO I'M LOOKING FOR
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A female from any background. Age 18-38. Up to size 14 max. Any height or body shape, and who can accommodate for a daytime meet (weekday or weekend doesn't matter) lasting 1-2 hours max. I can travel to anywhere in London or the suburbs (Essex, Kent, Surrey etc).


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HAVE I EVER GOT REPLIES TO THIS IN THE PAST?
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Yes I have, but unfortunately due to one reason or another I was unable to meet with the girls.

The main problem has been that the girls felt wary about accommodating - which is understandable.

But I'm hoping there is someone out there who can see from this ad that I really don't have any ulterior motives!


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REPLY
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please reply with a pic and brief description if interested. Thanks :)

S.



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