8th September 2015 - 9:45 | London UK, London | Age 30
Okay, it may be a tad optimistic of me to suggest I can satisfy the needs of every woman sifting through all these ads – but hopefully I’ll meet the criteria for at least one of you.
Me: Well, I have a smile that lights up any room when I walk in (thank you colgate), and a face that, as far as I’m aware, doesn’t send small children running off screaming in terror (so that’s a bonus).
Additional info: Male, British, White, 30, normal (that’s normal as in not a stalker / serial killer, rather than normal as in boring)
You: Well, hopefully your appearance will also be non-scary / pleasant. I’d like to find someone with four limbs, two eyes, two ears, one nose and one mouth (I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so picky).
So although I know I’m shortening my chances in being so specific, hopefully there’s somebody out their who meets the description
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