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Fruitcake seeks frosting

18th May 2017 - 15:11 | London UK, Middlesex | Age 32

Where to start? Well like most people my age I'm 32

Three interesting facts about me:
* I once climbed mount Everest carrying a bath tub on my back and wearing nothing but a mankini (sexy)
I recorded a single that got to Number 3 in 17 countries around the world.
* I have a tendency to lie when under pressure

In reality; I'm a charming and outgoing gentleman from sunny London. I enjoy making up nicknames for people I don't know but see all the time, eating food I've never heard of and I will always go out of my way to step on 2 drains for good luck.

I currently work and am seriously underpaid for my talents. Hoping to become a star studded actor, but still waiting for Scorses to call me.

I'm looking for a fun, interesting and intelligent woman. A good sense of humour is a must and if she owns a Lamborghini it would be a bonus, but it's not a deal breaker.

I would love to continue chatting, but I'd much rather do it over a drink, and I'm probably scaring you off.

I look forward to hearing from you soon

PS well done for making it this far. A choice of a Blue Peter badge or cookie will be sent to you once I begin my charm offensive.

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