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I tell women lies to get them into bed

Posted over a year ago | London, Kensington

I have various profiles and ads on dating websites posing in various expensive cars such as Lamborghinis and Ferraris that I or my friends have rented. Some of the pictures on my profiles were just random cars I pretended to be mine. There are so many nice cars up Knightsbridge that I have pretended were mine just by standing next to them and my friend taking a photo.

On my dating profiles I say I’m from Dubai and I come from a wealthy family, but in reality I work a 9-5 in IT. I’m dark skinned so it’s believable that I could be from Dubai. I even lie about my name and date of birth.

I get so many messages a day from women who want me to take them out. When a good looking lady replies to my ad and we agree to a date, I usually hire a Mercedes to impress them and say the Lamborghini is too uncomfortable for a casual date because it’s a sports car. I wear a fake Rolex and a fake Patek Philippe watch that I bought on holiday. I hardly ever wear the Patek Philippe because most bimbos don’t know it’s an expensive watch, so it doesn’t impress them. One girl said how beautiful my fake Rolex watch was and I thought "it’s fake you stupid bimbo", but I lied and said "Yeah it cost me £50,000". Most of these women would not want to know me unless I impress them with material objects such as flash cars and fancy hotels, so I don’t feel bad about lying to them at all.

They’re gold diggers, they are only good for one thing. I just want to use them and lose them. A one night stand is all I’m after. One gold digger I slept with called me her boyfriend the next morning and started talking about a future together and I said "Hold on a minute, I’ve got 30 other girlfriends." She was so upset. She wanted to play me, but she ended up getting played herself! Haha!
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