16th May 2021 - 12:01 | London, Hackney | Age 28
I posted this ad a while ago but I still haven't met any decent guys yet or had any good responses to my ad. The replies I received were mostly from men that are way too old for me and not even in my league. I am not interested in old men, so please do not message me if you are over 39 years old. Please also note that I am looking for handsome latin looking men only. I don't want to sound like a bitch, but I received only replies from guys who look more like Andy from Little Britain rather than Ricky Martin from South America. I don't expect Ricky Martin, but Andy from Little Britain has no chance!
I thought I would try something different rather than meeting men through bars and friends. I’m looking to meet a charming handsome guy who doesn’t take himself too seriously. If you’re sensitive and get hurt easily, stay away! I like going to the gym and so should you. I don’t like fat or skinny guys. I’m seeking someone in good shape that looks after themselves. Lazy men are a turn off. I like tall men, so you must be over 6 feet tall. I don’t want to be taller than you when I wear my heels. I love latin guys that can dance. Ricky Martin would be my dream date. I don’t expect to meet Ricky Martin here, but who knows? If you have big strong arms and can dance Salsa, you win points! :)
About me: I’m white, 5’9 tall, dress size 10, I have light brown hair, green eyes and I’m told I have a lovely smile. Some people have said I have a bum like Jeniffer Lopez and I look a bit like Keira Knightley.
Oh and you must speak and write good English. I can't stand people writing "Lyk dis bruv innit". Ali G types, please stay away.
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