8th October 2020 - 10:02 | London, Shoreditch | Age 28
How’s it going geezers? I’m an east end bird, born and bread in London Shoreditch, Hoxton to be more precise. I’m 28 years old. I’m a natural brunette with straight shoulder length hair. I’m 5’5 tall, well there about I think, slim figure, pale skin and blue eyes. I am a very open and outspoken bird. I speak my mind and I appreciates those who can reciprocate. I believe in treating others how I wish to be treated myself.
I like to live my life to the full and I ain’t got time to waste on petty crap. I like to laugh. I think laughter is the best medicine when you’re feeling down and there is nothing that cheers me up more than a good old laugh and giggle until my tummy hurts. I also like a boogie down the Westend nightclubs but I must admit that I feel a bit out of place these days when I do go because of all the youngsters and all the clubs are closed at the moment because of coronavirus innit.
I know what I like and what I don’t like, so don’t take the piss and profess to know better than me and tell me what to do and how to live my life. If you’re like that then you can take a hike. Even if you look like George Clooney with a physique like Jean Claude Van Damme, I’m still not interested. You can get lost, clown face!
By the way, while I’m talking about negative stuff I should also say that I absolutely hate liars and bullies with a passion! You should be honest with everyone, well apart from the old bill, no one likes a grass. If you’re a bad boy, you can trust me to keep my mouth shut! I’ve been out with a few bad boys in my time and I’d prefer someone who stays out of trouble with the law to be honest. I don’t want to be visiting you in prison and all that nonsense.
I’m looking for a nice bloke that I get on with. I like a bit of rough and a like a man who is also a bit soft when I stand up to him. I like good looking blokes but I’m not into the pretty boy David Beckham types, I want a real bloke, someone like Chris Robshaw would be ideal. I like full beards too, but not beards that are so long that you look like Santa Claus! I’m not into old geezers either, I’m 28 years old, I don’t want be seen walking around with someone that looks like my dad, so no one over 40 years old. No one under 6’1 feet tall too, I like to wear 6 inch heels and I don’t want my bloke to look like a midget next to me.
Ok boys, I think I have written enough now. If you like the sound of me and you meet the criteria above then by all means send me a message.
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