7th October 2020 - 9:17 | London, Hounslow | Age 21
They call me Gillette, because I’m the best a man can get! Well that's what the lads tell me anyway. The truth is that I’m married and I have 3 children and I am looking for a knight in shining armour to sneak down my chimney and leave me with a cool million pounds under my bed! For your effort I'll give you a nice big juicy kiss! Any takers?
Hopefully you have a sense of humour and you can tell that I’m just having a craic. Some of the dating profiles on here are so serious! I’m a fun lass that likes to have a laugh. I like a good drink too on the weekends. I love my red wine, doctors say we should drink one glass everyday, but I prefer to drink a few bottles to be honest.
I’m currently in my second year of university studying law. I want to become a solicitor. I’m looking for a nice tall strong strapping lad to pay off all my student debt (joke) and have a craic with going out places like down the pub or going off on holiday. I speak my mind and I can’t be bothered with touchy sensitive lads. You will need to have a good sense of humour to go out with me.
I love animals. I have 1 dog and 3 cats. You must like animals because my house and clothes are covered in fur! Seriously, I don’t like it, but I love animals. If you like children, even better because I work as a baby sitter on the weekends sometimes.
I would describe myself as absolutely gorgeous, stunning, the girl of your dreams! Does that make you young handsome strapping lads want to reply to me now? Physically I'm white, 5'7" tall, blonde hair, dress size 10, 34c (anything more than a handful is too much boys), and I'm attractive. Put it this way, I'm good enough! Out of 10, most men would give me one, if you know what I mean. Sense of humour, did you get it?
I like a bit of Playstation 3 when I'm baby sitting, you won’t be able to beat me at Street Fighter 4 or Grand Theft Auto 5. I may get the new Playstation 5 when it comes out and I get a bit of money together. If you give me your gamer tag, I might add you.
I live with my parents and sex is off the menu if that’s what you are after. Don’t message me if you are over 30 years old. I don’t want to go out with old codgers, no matter how nice your personality is or how rich you are. Thanks, but no thanks!
So that’s it really, what else can I say? Send me an email lads and let's have a craic. If it doesn’t work out, at least we tried. Maybe we can end up being friends. To everyone who has messaged me and I haven't messaged you back, it’s because I don’t fancy you, sorry. Life's a bitch and then you die.
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