30th April 2021 - 19:18 | London, Tottenham | Age 18
Hello losers! Joke! Yes it was a joke, don't be touchy. If I upset you with my humour then it's probably best you don't reply to this ad, because you are too sensitive for me. Why waste each other's time? 😉
Well about me, I’m 5’4” tall, blonde, slim, brown eyes, and very attractive. First of all before I tell you anything more about myself, if you don’t like me, you’re judging me and only god can judge me. Who the hell do you think you are to judge me based on a short description and a few sentences? God? No, you are not god, so piss off and leave my page, you arrogant narcissistic fool. Thanks, but no thanks!
So if you’re still reading, welcome to my profile or should I say advert? I’m Emily. I’m a girly girl. I’m interested in loads of things including, music, salsa, dancing, hair, beauty, lush boys, and all typical girly stuff really! Some people think I’m a blonde bimbo and to be honest, I think I can be a bit of a bimbo at times too. I can be clumsy and I’m good looking and blonde. If the hat fits, wear it my mummy always told me.
If we meet, I don’t want you to spend the whole date saying how good looking I am. I’ve heard it all before and it’s boring being on a date when all I get is complements that I’ve heard a million times before. Most girls hate me because they are jealous of my good looks, they just take one look at me and hate me. They are immature bitches I think. To tell you the truth, they don’t bother me in the slightest at all, if anything it flatters me and makes me feel even more superior to them.
I hate girls that sleep around too, because my mum taught me about self respect. I hate boys who treat girls badly as well. There are so many boys in nightclubs with no manners. They just grab me and try to dance with me when I don’t want to dance with them. If you’re that type of boy then leave my page because I haven’t got time for people without manners.
I’m a mouthy girl, I stand up for my rights like Bob Marley. I like a bit of reggae. I’m fed up of boys who pretend to be all sweet, when they’re really a low life scumbag that steals from people on mopeds and stuff, I’m not interest bad boys like that. People who steal from random people like that are scumbags. I like good boys who have a steady job who don’t get the sack from every job they get after a few months.
If you are still reading and you like the sound of me and you are handsome, smash the email button and send me an email with some information about yourself. No one over 25 should reply! I don’t like dirty old men, sorry.
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