30th June 2020 - 19:04 | London, Hoxton | Age 23
I just recently broke up with my boyfriend and I am looking for some comfort and NSA to get over him. A lot of people on the internet are a bit crazy and mad and that includes me. I smoke too much and I drink too much and I swear too much. I can be very loud and say inappropriate things to people some times when I’m pie eyed drunk, but when I'm sober I am very shy, especially when I don't know people around me.
I can be ridiculously clumsy, and occasionally absent minded. I don’t like new technology because I need to learn to use it again. I’m very sarcastic and I have selective hearing. I ignore negativity. I sometimes laugh at inappropriate things that a lot of people do not find funny. I like seeing people fall and hurt themselves. Yes I can be a bitch sometimes.
I’m not going to reply to everyone that sends me an email. You will need to be good looking and tall (I never date short guys). I really like Enrique Iglesias, I’m a big fan of his. If you look anything like him or you are as handsome as him then I will reply promptly and take care of your needs gracefully and then some. I don’t take anything too seriously so this is a bit of a laugh really to see what’s out there.
I'm looking forward to reading your replies. Please no penis pics, I don't find them interesting, especially if you're ugly and short, haha. I would rather see a pic of a tall handsome man than a pic of a short fat guy's penis. Duh! And some of you wonder why you are single, you have no idea how to connect with the opposite sex. Please stay away losers. You will be single for ever unless you change your stupid ways. Bye folks! 💋
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