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Free Maida Vale Marriot flat for Sxy Tourist SAVE £900 DAILY

18th September 2022 - 13:22 | London, Maida Vale | Age 38


FINAL BUMP I will remove this ad once and for all on Friday 23 Sep as its gettin rnted from October

INTRODUCTION
This is a temporary ad only for the dates between September 16 – 25. The place is NOT empty the rest of the time - its being rented out. I won't keep bumping the ad up every time, it will drop off the front page but as long as its on here it means I haven't found anyone. Once time's up I'll delete it. Its an NSA ad for any female 18-45 who may be interested in such an alternative to spending m*ney on a hotel room and interested in saving hotel c*sts. Female tourists from the USA, Canada, Europe, or Latin America who’ll be in London between the dates above. You could be a single female or 2 or more female friends it doesn’t matter.

QUICK CONTACT
Text Whatsapp Viber Messenger: 07721 474 037 [same number on 4 apps]
KIK SC Skype Telegram Wickr: xxxxsajid [same name on 5 apps]
IG 66sajid66
Remember you don’t have to be in London right now to reply on any App, you can be anywhere in the world that’s fine (however no gay males or transsexuals)

DISCLAIMER
This ad is NOT targeting vulnerable women desperate for a place to LIVE. Its for TOURISTS ONLY who’ll be in London from the week of September 16 – September 25 and will consider this alternative idea to hundreds of po*nds. If you’re a UK person in a desperate situation, needing a place to LIVE, its best you contact a charity or local council. This is not the sort of ad you should be replying to

BENEFITS
• Own keys
• Fully furnished
• No other tenants
• Massive saving £900 per night*
• Just like a private suite at the Marriot
• Discretion assured in case ur famous or well known
• Stay any number of days from Fri 16 September to Sunday 25 September
• Save on hotel costs with this Central London furnished apartment all to yourself
• I'll visit once a day to see everything's in order (I live in Clapham so can't stay long anyway)

THE APARTMENT
• Perfect Central Location: close to public transport
• Only 15 mins to downtown: Oxford Street, Bond St etc and Theatres, Cinemas, Cafes
• Newly-furnished. Free use of brand new shower with underfloor heating, brand new toilet, kitchen, and living room with cable TV. Free WiFi

PERFECT FOR
• Clean and non-smoker.
• Female or female friends 18-45 (lesbi also ok)
• White Brit, American, Aussie, European, Latina open-minded ladies
• Travelling abroad from anywhere – the US, Europe, Australia etc or another UK city

BASIC RULES
• Verify dates you'll be stay
• Not too loud, anti-social, into parties, drgs
• Able to be careful so sis doesn't find out hehe
• Not fussed abt my looks, tiny size, lack of experience
• Comfortable with other stuff I expect and willing to take the lead as I'm shy
• Someone preferably turned on by the seediness of the whole idea of doing this behind my sis back
• Honest, trustworthy, reliable. Don't want sis finding out her flat was used when she returns from her one month skiing trip in Austria. No leaving tell-tale stains or smells, nothing out of its place etc.

IS THIS FOR YOU?
Deal is you get to save on hotel c*sts and spend your m*ney on other things such as shopping, restaurants etc and in return I get some fun for few minutes. No hidden surprises, everything explained clearly in this ad

LAPDANCE AND/OR FEW MINUTES FUN b B
Only a few minutes fun in return. I’m s*xually inexperienced with a tiny p*n*s so want a female who won’t be shy and knows what she’s doing and happy to take the lead. I won’t even last long. It would be hot if you can do a striptease or lapdance then a quick in out after - It won’t even really be s*x I’ll cum almost instantly. Nothing extreme: no rough s*x, no BJ, no fetishes needed. Kissing, hugging preferred but if you don’t want this that’s fine.

BEHIND SIS’ BACK
The deception really turns me on – the idea of doing this in my sis’ flat while she’s unaware on her skiing holiday in Austria. We are from a traditional Indian family (from Delhi) and especially doing this with a pale White girl would be even more taboo. She and my family would a bsolutely k*ll me if she found out and but this just makes it even more hot. I’m seeking someone who understands this and is turned on by it as well

HOW MANY TIMES?
Depending on how many days you stay, maybe once or twice. I won’t interfere but I’ll still need to check up everyday for a few minutes. Won’t need to do stuff every time.

CELEBRITIES/FAMOUS PEOPLE NEEDING SECRECY b B
Due to the Central location it may appeal to minor celebrities, Tiktok stars, IG models, sports stars etc. For those ladies who need to remain secret and keep a low profile 100% discretion assured and your stay won’t be discussed or shared with anyone it will remain secret from start to finish that’s a guarantee.

MF COUPLES?
MF Couples MAY be considered on the very rare occasion you’re super-attractive, openminded, clean and won't leave a trace you were there. M can be 30-100 but White Brit, Northern Euro, American ONLY no other background. But couples are normally too risky so you has to be very appealing for me to be interested.

VERIFICATION
Due to fakes you'll need to verify you're actually F with a non-face picture or video holding a message that I'll ask you to write on a paper. I've done this before

DON’T WANT
• Overstayers
• Londoners
• Those needing a place to LIVE
• Those needing a place to WORK
• Those from poor regions: Africa, Asia etc
• F not comfortable with the other stuff I'm asking for
• Drgtakers, smokers, those making it obvious someone stayed

NO REPLIES?
Don't care if no-one replies I'm not here to beg. You’re the one who’ll make a saving of £900 per night, so if anyone's interested let me know.

ABOUT ME
My pic is above. Clapham-born/based Asian (Indian) guy, 38, average looks, tiny D, inexperienced, very shy, short height, age 36. Want few minutes 1 or 2 times but won't last long due to inexperience and won't be everyday. I'm tiny and shy so not going to be too demanding, nothing extreme or weird
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