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Oldie with a Floppy One

6th August 2025 - 12:32 | Edinburgh, Edinburgh


I'm getting on a bit pushing 60. It doesn't make an appearance in the mornings any more, and hasn't for a long time. Missus went off the boil a decade ago.
Now when I watch porn, I have to play with a limp one until it gets the message, pays attention, then falls back asleep in a little puddle.
Of course, a little pill helps but that involves planning.
Today I had a chat online with another guy a bit younger than me. Turned out he has a similar lived experience so now I know it's more normal.
Anyway, if anyone else out there wants to talk about their experience of aging, without taking the piss, drop me a line.
Bonus points if you're local.
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