When Naughty Chat Turned into a Service Report
20th August 2025 - 12:14 | Hampshire, Surrey
Recently, I had the chance to chat with a guy online, and things turned a little playful and naughty. He came up with the idea of imagining me as if I were a car, and we carried on with that roleplay. It was surprisingly fun and very different! Later on, I even asked him to write me a “service report” and email it over, which made the whole thing even more exciting and entertaining.
I thought it would be fun to share this little confession here, along with the full “MOT service report” he wrote for me. I’d love to hear your thoughts and reactions to it too.
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Dear Rebecca,
Thank you for your recent visit for your MOT service. I am please to inform you that you passed with flying colours!
I hope you have a pleasant time reading the report below. Please feel free to comment/ feedback, on any concerns.
Below is the full service repot which curried out tonight and the outcome.
Body inspection. 9.5 out of 10 - No measure / size was given of the upper engine to inspect and check.
V power engine V-10 size . Excellent and it's a limited edition . 9.5 out of 10. The engine found to be in a prefect condition, well lubricated, and ventilated too . The engine was dry and cool and no sign of mix of oil and water, or residue was found at the time of inspection. no foreign body / liquid was found deep inside the engine. Ran smooth and perfectly.
The owner has advised that it gets used 2-3 times a week in a (missionary, doggy or Cow girl). It can be once or sometimes twice between 10-15 minutes at a session , depending on the drive shaft, and its ability. The drive shaft used by the V-10 engine owner is a good 7 inches that lasts between 10-15 minutes, and lubricates the engine well and often the oil drips and comes out nicely from the engine.
the engine also wrapped up in a thong style which the owner prefers. Colours are liked by the owner are, dark blue , red and green these days due to the weather condition.
The owner also advised that due to the hot weather, the engine can often drives with out having extra layer (Thong) on to ensure a smooth run, and no over heating. .
There was no inspection of the v-power engine surface texture, feels, engine softness and its colour.
The back engine 8 out of 10. This is a very powerful , high specs, nice curves , shapes, hold well together engine . Very nice to look at, and attractive. The owner found to be a positive with an excellent attitude towards this particular part of the engine. The response was instant, pleasurable and the owner found it to be an amazing experience.
The tests which were carried out on the back engine were
visible inspection - clean, tidy and well presented. no sign of foreign body at the surface level . the colour of the engine was light brown and pleasant to observe the instant response.
smell - no smell was found which indicates it's a well looked after and the
method which was used was a hot air breading directly on it and sniffing.
taste - no un-ordinary taste was found. the engine was perfectly good and inviting taste to use the licking tool method to check the surface and slightly inside the light brown engine.
Deep inside the engine - no tests were curried out due to the time restrictions. No finger tool was inserted or drive shaft to inspect deep inside the engine for any residue or clogged up oil. The owner also did not specify how the 7 inches drives shafts which she uses interacts with her back engine. This resulted in the above score. This can be easily rectified on the next MOT service.
The front bumpers (tits), were not tested.
The top part of the engine where drive shaft can utilise for additional lubrication (mouth), was not tested.
Thank you for your time today and for choosing our facilities.
The service technician, Gaz .
Opening hours over weekend, Friday and Saturday.
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