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Any Londoners work in a place where naughty stuff happens?

10th August 2026 - 10:41 | London, London | Age 40


Do you work in a place where naughty stuff happens or know someone who does?

Somewhere you wouldn't expect it (or maybe somewhere you would)?

Can you get me a temp job there lasting a few weeks to 3 months max?

Then please carry on reading…

I seek places like offices, gyms, estate agents, shops, banks, colleges, hotels, hospitals, train stations - where naughty stuff is happening on the sly. Maybe its your secret, or only a few know of it, or maybe many people do but the wider public is unaware – every situation is different

What happens there can involve one person or more, employees, bosses, the whole company, members of the public or a mix of any: colleagues having affairs, CCTV perverts, naughty priests or doctors, gym voyeurs, bosses secretly abusing positions of trust and so on. What happens can be initiated by you or maybe you're just a casual watcher or listener. I'm not here to judge anyone's perversions, nothing shocks me, be as open as you want. As long as its with women, men and women, or women and women, but NO GAY MALES OR SUGGESTIONS SORRY

Don't worry I'm not a journalist, I'm just someone with a dirty mind for whom this is a bit of a unicorn

Doesn't have to be full sex. Could be just voyeurism, groping, perving, saucy noises. I seek anyone kind enough to let me in on their naughty secret for a brief time with minimum wage + travel covered. I'd do any job with total dedication whatever it was – but with the knowledge I’m there for a few weeks only. It may even appeal to those wanna share their secret with a discrete other person with no link to their workplace

Some previous replies:
• Hotel concierge who wanted me to find escorts for spare rooms
• Ladies boutique shop owner who spied women in changing rooms
• London sauna who wanted someone to do bookings and be at reception
• North London school warden who had a peephole in wall to look at female students
• Office worker who used to watch a woman showering each morning in the building opposite

I am not here to judge anyone and nothing shocks me so be as open with me as you want. Due to my background and culture the chances of me sharing your workplace secret to anyone is a big fat zero - I can't even pick the phone up to discuss sex stuff openly. I'm also a total loner - I don't have any friends to tell anyway!

This workplace can be anywhere in London or the Southeast. I can work any number of days, any number of hours, or maybe the saucy activity only happens at certain times. I’m flexible. After time’s up you'll never see or hear from me ever again though if you wanna reminisce from time to time that's cool. As I said I’m a loner and drifter for reasons explained further below and I’ve come to the stage where I wanna keep it that way.

These are my requirements
• Cash in hand
• No remote work
• No gay scenarios/settings
• At least minimum wage + travel covered for time I'm there
• No employer or person who wants me more than 2/3 months max
• No interviews, references or CVs - lets just have a verbal agreement
• No long discussions about other stuff or personal matters while I'm there

About Me:
You can check me out on Twitter eastlondonsajid - unfortunately my old account sajidfromlondon was zapped for a harmless joke

I'm a very polite person, easy to get along with, not rude, crude, or offensive. Don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drgs. No crim record at all. Won't push anyone's boundaries. Will do any job professionally and to the best of my ability. Not interested in making long term friends. Many decades ago I was the victim of a street mugging which ultimately resulted in me developing PTSD phonophobia (fear of sound) and destroyed any chance I had of building a career, lasting relationships. Very hard to explain to people how bad it got - I've just kept it to myself

I'm London (Ilford) born Pakistani, 40, polite, respectful, non-judgemental, presentable. Dark hair, light skin, height around 5'5, not obese and fit and healthy apart from the PTSD which has faded a bit over time. As you can see from this ad I'm very introverted and won't cause any problems. My written and spoken English is excellent and I’d be comfortable in any type of role but obviously nothing too complicated like a Quants trader lol

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